Fuzz pedal shootout conducted in accordance with science (blind sound test)
Expert #1 (Age 12) viewed it as a close call. He preferred overall the BLASTEROID for its thickness and that ragged otherworldly whir // oscillation // whatever you call it, though with the guitar volume rolled back he gave the edge to the BEE BUZZ
Expert #2 (Age 8) favored the BEE BUZZ for its fiercely truthful // zoological description but agreed that the BLASTEROID was hibitama shagabaga!!!
It should be noted that both Experts are Qualified
Then — bass
Expert #1: Too close to call
Expert #2: Edge to the BEE BUZZ. BLASTEROID still hibitama shagabaga
Both agreed that their preferences were nonsevere and that we should keep both. There is wisdom in this, despite Konmari. It is possible that fuzz responds better to collaborative haikubaritsu than to direct minimalism.
Electrons unshaped,
Sound scatters all frequencies
Native to the brain.
Add 1 tbsp butter
Blend as needed for pleasant chaos