It is true — Smilodon Disrexus is wading into the deep pool of relationship advice. Much of what you read out there is junk worthy only of the trash bin of consciousness. But today is different, for we bring you critical knowledge — perhaps the most effective life hack of these times. Pay attention.
If your partner brings you a morning cup of coffee whilst you are still in bed, respond as follows:
‘Babe, you deserve two Nobel Prizes — One for Peace and One for Chemistry’
You’re pretty much set for the day if you use this one. You could still screw things up, but you’d have to work for it. Instead, go about your day secure in the knowledge that you have put your relationship on solid footing.
You’re welcome!