A Conversation with Felis Navigatrix (famous from Arcanocene Vol 1)
{morning}
S. Disrexus: Oh dear. I cannot acquire my cup of coffee this morn due to this here cat upon my lap. The day is in jeopardy
{bed; ongoing paralysis}
{enter F. Navigatrix with coffee}
F. Navigatrix: Here you go
S. Disrexus: You have pleased Bastet, goddess of cats. Her favor lies softly upon you now and throughout eternal cosmic time
F. Navigatrix: I know!
More of her heroic deeds can be found here: Arcanocene: Vol I