Chicken

V. Fatalux: Why did the chicken cross the road?
S. Disrexus: Why?
V. Fatalux: To be my dinner.
S. Disrexus: Intentionally?
V. Fatalux: Does it matter?
S. Disrexus: What is destiny other than realistic application?

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V. Fatalux: Why did the chicken cross the road?
S. Disrexus: Why?
V. Fatalux: To be my dinner.
S. Disrexus: Again?
V. Fatalux: Time is nonlinear.
S. Disrexus: And tricky.

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V. Fatalux: Why did the chicken cross the road?
S. Disrexus: Why?
V. Fatalux: To be my dinner.
S. Disrexus: I’m hungry.

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V. Fatalux: Let’s go wait by the road.