Be careful —
It looks dangerous. I’m not sure exactly what it is, but I suspect it’s poisonous. Or venomous. Maybe both. Don’t move suddenly, because nothing good will come from that sort of disturbance. Sure, I’ll bring you a glass of water, just don’t close your eyes while I’m gone. And don’t think about anything stressful, but don’t try to not think about anything stressful — that will cause you to fixate about something that really wigs you out.
And another thing — breathe naturally. No, not the regular way you breathe, because that is not natural. Totally conditioned and weak. Try deep from your belly. No, don’t force your belly out like that. You’re trying too hard. Worse now.
You need to get your shit together.
How should I know? I’m not the one who got you into this mess. I would have told you to steer clear of it had you asked me. But you didn’t. Typical, but I’m not judging you for it.
Oh… that looks awful. Sorry…
It’s times like this that I wonder what the hell we’re doing.