It was not our finest moment.
When confronted with a failure of basic human scheduling and competency (details withheld to protect the innocent), our response was as follows —
“Per Article 7 of the Faulkner Accords: Anyone writing a novel is hereby not required to know what day of the week it is.”
We are very sorry for this response.
It is Article 8.
Har Har! Gotcha… 🙂